Fan fucking tastic!!!! It's only Tuesday and thus far I've managed to drink half a case of Coke Zero, half(alright 3/4) of a bag of Goldfish crackers, invent a multitude of new swear words, and have yet to do my ever growing landfill of laundry....
Tuesday=lack of preparation you had for Monday, piss pour television night, and 3 days away from Friday. Not to mention my mother who swears to a menorah she isn't Jewish, insists that Tuesdays are a curse for my family....Anywho, I digress....(Straterra begins to taper off at 4:00 p.m.)
I've finally become a newlywed...I've finally accomplished career goals, I've finally acquired 5 cats!!! What? 5 cats you say blondie with a cause? Yes bitches... You heard, rather read correctly... My daily routine consists of taking care of children, adults(not listed in job description I'll have you know), husband, and 5 cats....one might think I sound bitter? Bitter is for overpriced Starbucks-me? I'm the most positively, optimistically, enthusiastically and overwhelmingly sarcastic potty mouthed blonde you've ever met!!!!!
Buckle up, drink up, cuddle up, stay in bed on Tuesdays, and look forward to seeing you tomorrow :)
Love, Peace, and all that shit,
Les :)
